Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
- Jenna: why is he in the ceiling rafters?
- Hillary: because he's trying to kill her!
- Ellie: because he's a werewolf!
- Me: BECAUSE THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!
ive been laughing at this for about 20 minutes because
i fucking hate this website
its 3am and there are tears streaming down my face because of this
You don’t know how hard this made me laugh.
Today one of my friends told me she wanted to set me up with her boyfriend’s best friend because she’s always thought he looks like Prince Charming and that I look like a Disney Princess so we’d be super cute together.
And even though he totally wasn’t what I would have considered a Prince Charming type, I’ve never been so weirdly flattered in my life.
i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me
When people get me right off the bat